Anyone ever get in a coyote den?
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THANK YOU SIR! I'm honestly burnt out on this subject and didn't even think about doing a ORC search.
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Oh if only it was that easy my friend. The law said you can't "take" the quadrapet. "Take" is defined as killing or trapping. And it said you can't destroy the den. It didn't say anything about just crawling in a den. Just means the pistol needs to remain outside the hole and you can't dig it up buddy. You can still go in the hole just man up and punch her in the face.
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Joel
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Yeah I think as long as you don't pull him out of his hole and keep him you're good. Let's do this! 
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We need about 15 guys, a coyote den, few cases of beer, and a fist full of twenties. We'll keep throwing twenties in until someone goes after them. Ever tell you guys about the time in the Army where we got a guy to lick a urinal rim. Only cost me 10 bucks to see it but the guy made a good chunk of change. We just kept throwing dollars down until someone cracked and licked it. Lmao.
We used to do stupid shit like that all the time. One time we had a kitty going for the first person to Jump up after getting smoked by the drill Sargent and yell "You can't smoke me you chem weenie!" We were at FT Benning home of the infantry and all of our DIs were infantry and this one DS was a reservist getting his time in, he was a chemical specialist and te other DIs always picked on him. So one evening one of the DIs dared us to do it to him. Nobody had the balls so we started a pool. This tall skinny black fella nicknamed smiles did it. I've never seen someone get hip thrown so hard by a DI. The other DIs had to pull him off because smiles was getting his smile ruined. Lol. One of the highlights of my time in the service though. Ole chem weenie was leading PT and told us to recover from the front leaning rest. Soon as everyone popped back up to attention from the back of the formation "YOU CANT SMOKE ME YOU CHEM WEENIE!!!" That DI came through the first three squads like bowling ball. Bodies flying everywhere. CRACK ole smiles gets a hip throw body slam to tera firma FT Benning.
Yep, your back is probably better by now, no snow on the ground, it isn't all that wet out, and its fairly warm. Get it done!
badger
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Be careful, it's easy to lose your ferret if it's fast and has all his teeth...so I've heard. I've also 'heard' you need to block all den entrances with a man with a sack. I've heard it's hard to tell what's gonna come flying out in your lap. I've also heard you can place a few box traps at the den entrances in case your ferret catches a rabbit or something it likes and decides to take a siesta after it's meal. That's just stuff I've heard.
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badger
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Brother, you and I would get in to a lot of shit, if we lived close.
By the way, what ever happened to that bucket with the closed lid?
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It's in a secret spot tucked away in a big thicket. I should go out there and check on it. Hope nobody opened it. They'll be laying there dead if they did. That stuff was rancid! I should bring it to the bow shoot. Lol
badger
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A buddy of mine bragged about getting one of those cheap from an ad in the paper. He had sausage made out of someones pet and it sucked balls!
carbonarcher
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I had a ferret when I was younger. It was cool as hell but a lot of work keeping the cage clean.
