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finelyshedded

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Derry told me the other day that he's had to make up several "fake" receipts for a few customers. I said, what do you mean, he said guys needed to show their wives it cost a lot lower than they actually paid to keep on good terms with them!

Even Karissa said, WT HECK! Lol
 

Bigslam51

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Derry told me the other day that he's had to make up several "fake" receipts for a few customers. I said, what do you mean, he said guys needed to show their wives it cost a lot lower than they actually paid to keep on good terms with them!

Even Karissa said, WT HECK! Lol
Wow! Hell my wife don't even ask how much it costs!
 

huntn2

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Derry told me the other day that he's had to make up several "fake" receipts for a few customers. I said, what do you mean, he said guys needed to show their wives it cost a lot lower than they actually paid to keep on good terms with them!

Even Karissa said, WT HECK! Lol

If Alyssa were that way, I'd be in a heap of trouble with over $1300 at the taxi right now...
 

jeremy44230

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My wife is good..... I have my wall and it is in the living room. She has said it is nearly "maxed" out. I told her she's wrong. I got a few more spots, then we will see how it goes...

Never complained about taxi bills.
 

Kaiser878

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Ha I dont understand how guys are told they "cant" put their deer heads in their own damn house.... ha

I have both living rooms occupied. One is filled with deer heads and the other has a bunch of bird mounts.

See, she knows she goes before the deer ever will.... she was made to come to terms with that before we ever got serious.... it's like training a pet.... if it's all they ever know, they don't know how to go against it. Ha
 

jlane

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Derry told me the other day that he's had to make up several "fake" receipts for a few customers. I said, what do you mean, he said guys needed to show their wives it cost a lot lower than they actually paid to keep on good terms with them!

Even Karissa said, WT HECK! Lol

wow, really,thats not a true relation, its built on deciet,lies, and who knows what else, i don,t ask the wife how i should spend my money,don,t tell her how to spend her money, don,t have secrets, everything is on the table,no secrets, no suprises, total trust, = 26 years of the best marriage anyone could ask for,(so for you young couples just getting started, if you want a lasting relation, don,t start out with secrets)
 

Bigslam51

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wow, really,thats not a true relation, its built on deciet,lies, and who knows what else, i don,t ask the wife how i should spend my money,don,t tell her how to spend her money, don,t have secrets, everything is on the table,no secrets, no suprises, total trust, = 26 years of the best marriage anyone could ask for,(so for you young couples just getting started, if you want a lasting relation, don,t start out with secrets)
Right on!
 

Kaiser878

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It's funny... my wife expects a taxidermy bill every year... if I don't shoot a buck I'm getting something else mounted.....

Hi, I'm Zach Kaiser.... and I have a taxidermy addiction....

I think it all started back in 2002 when I was dating a girl who's neighbor was a huge duck hunter.... I walked into his house for the first time and about shit myself.... I have never seen so many mounted ducks and geese and other birds in my life.... glass coffee tables with ducks.... posts with ducks.... ducks on the wall... ducks from the ceiling..... it was quite the spectacle.
 

HeartLunger

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My wife was all like "you can get that mounted but it's not going in the living room."

Then my son killed his first buck and she was like "oh, sweet child of mine, where do you want to hang your mount? We can hang it anywhere!"

So, if your wife gives you grief just wait until your kids start hunting. Everything changes. Lol!
 

Gern186

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Ha I dont understand how guys are told they "cant" put their deer heads in their own damn house.... ha

I have both living rooms occupied. One is filled with deer heads and the other has a bunch of bird mounts.

See, she knows she goes before the deer ever will.... she was made to come to terms with that before we ever got serious.... it's like training a pet.... if it's all they ever know, they don't know how to go against it. Ha

Thats some wisdom right there....rotflmao
 

Bigslam51

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I believe I also have a taxidermy addiction, kaiser. I'm trying not to take any more of the wife's stuff off the wall but its getting more difficult with every animal I get done. The turkeys take up alot of space so I'll be done with them after I get my big one back this spring.
 
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I'm not running out of space yet
My wife does not have a problem with it:smiley_coolpeace:
there are a lot more critters on all the walls in the living room