Home Remedies & Repairs

[CJD3]

Put Vaseline on your outside bedroom door knob...
To keep the kids from bursting in on date night!

 

[giles]

Put it in her butt if you want to change the color of your kids.

 

[Bigslam51]

Have you tried the gold bond spray powder yet? AMAZING!

Whatever you do, don't put the scented gold bond on your satchel. I got a trial size bottle from sportsman's guide when I got my bowbatXL. It's been hot as fugg at work so a couple weeks ago I powdered the balls, had to go rinse that shit off 20 mins later cause it burned so bad. Put some on my chaffed nipples after that to make sure I didn't have a sac problem, burned the nips also. Avoid that stuff lol

 

[hickslawns]

If you get poison ivy in "the nether regions", do NOT use athletes foot spray as an alternative. If you are into an "icy hot feeling" in your crotch, proceed with caution.

 

[Bigslam51]

If you get poison ivy in "the nether regions", do NOT use athletes foot spray as an alternative. If you are into an "icy hot feeling" in your crotch, proceed with caution.

That's what happened with that fuggin gold bond lol

 

[giles]

That's what happened with that fuggin gold bond lol

What else do you carry in your purse? Man up, it ain't that bad. Or maybe try washing them things off every now and then.

 

[Bigslam51]

What else do you carry in your purse? Man up, it ain't that bad. Or maybe try washing them things off every now and then.

Coming from the dude that was getting his stank ass swarmed by sweat bees

 

[giles]

Coming from the dude that was getting his stank ass swarmed by sweat bees

Everyone was getting swarmed. It wasn't just me, never seen anything like it. But I ain't the one crying because ball spray hurt my balls.

 

[Diane]

Anyone have a home remedy for Acid Reflux / Gerd? ( Other then watching you diet and or off the shelf med )

If you get cramps in your legs I had a friend that swore by drinking a ounce of vinegar (flavored unless your Chad ) and it clears it up.

Jumpy feet at night? Put a bar of soap down by your legs under the sheets.

Ginger root tea for acid reflux. Sweeten it with honey because the taste isn't very good. It also works great on sinuses and for colds.

 

[Bigslam51]

Everyone was getting swarmed. It wasn't just me, never seen anything like it. But I ain't the one crying because ball spray hurt my balls.

Wasn't spray, asshat. Wasn't crying either, fugger.

 

[hickslawns]

Wasn't spray, asshat. Wasn't crying either, fugger.

Geez. You two need to get a room.

 

[Bigslam51]

Geez. You two need to get a room.

Dave just needs a beer, and I need to clock out of work lol

 

[Buckmaster]

How to get rid of a hangover? Have a glass of pickle juice.

 

[nathan.luthman]

How to get rid of a hangover? Have a glass of pickle juice.

Or you can just sweat your nuts off like i did this morning ha

 

[Buckmaster]

If you get poison ivy in "the nether regions", do NOT use athletes foot spray as an alternative. If you are into an "icy hot feeling" in your crotch, proceed with caution.

Reminds me of an episode at Deer Camp after a few days of no showers.

.....After that 3rd day poop do not try to clean a$$hole with Purell Hand Sanitizer found in outhouse.

Whooooo--Weeeee!

 

[Bigslam51]

How to get rid of a hangover? Have a glass of pickle juice.

Or have a couple beers lol

 

["J"]

Or have a couple beers lol

Or a gallon of water.... Drinking a water before going to bed will reduce it as well....

 

[Bigslam51]

Or a gallon of water.... Drinking a water before going to bed will reduce it as well....

Apparently you weren't as hardcore as I was lol. Glad I quit lol

 

["J"]

Apparently you weren't as hardcore as I was lol. Glad I quit lol

I always had a limit, and didn't stray far from it.... Not many stupid drunks in my history.... It's been 5 weeks since I've been on this medication and I have 5 beers in the fridge from when my son was home and there's no danger to them anytime soon lol

 

[Riverdude]

For nasty stains in your carpet I mixed about ¾ cup hydrogen peroxide, a few teaspoons of baking soda, and a little squirt of Dawn (maybe about 1 tsp–I didn’t take the time to measure!). I swished it around, dipped my cleaning cloth in it, and started scrubbing.

This removed pop / coke stains I had for years in my carpet from two female demons. And I tried a lot of other carpet cleaners, this did the trick.