Nothing about Nothing
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triple_duece
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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.
The first little boy says, “Alligator.”
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”
The first little boy says, “Alligator.”
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”
triple_duece
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What...the...fuck...
My wife is gonna be looking to switch sides. I can’t compete with that.
triple_duece
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Get your tongue pierced and hang a weight from it... After a few months, problem solved....
Well he’s a fucking grunt.... What’s that tell you????
Every one knows that won’t work but it will for the tongue....