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Nothing about Nothing

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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ā€˜tor’ that eat things.
The first little boy says, ā€œAlligator.ā€
ā€œVery good, that’s a big word.ā€
The second boy says, ā€œPredator.ā€
ā€œYes, that’s another big word. Well done.ā€
Little Johnny says, ā€œVibrator, Miss.ā€
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, ā€œThat is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.ā€
ā€œWell my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!ā€