Nothing about Nothing

[xbowguy]

 

[xbowguy]

 

[triple_duece]

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

 

[triple_duece]

 

[triple_duece]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

Giles?

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Hedgelj]

 

[xbowguy]

Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre f@##king truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " FUCK YOU, YOU REDNECK FUCKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk...

 

[Tipmoose]

View attachment 89772Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre f@##king truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " FUCK YOU, YOU REDNECK FUCKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk...

Thank you for this...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

 

[Sgt Fury]

View attachment 89772Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre f@##king truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " FUCK YOU, YOU REDNECK FUCKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk...

Is it wrong that I got a little aroused reading this?

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

You're having quite the time ! 1st, everyone here is calling u an asshole & now this !

 

[Floki]