Ugh!! So this is all kinds of fugged up!! Went turkey hunting this morning. Kid let’s chickens out etc etc.. I come home do some some odds and ends. Etc. Crack a beer around 3 330 maybe 230 I dunno. So I’m out in the yard walking around play some ball with the kid.
Wife comes out around 4. Bullshitting about the Dewine speech. (Sorta over the covid bullshit that’s a whole other story) anyhow we’re shooting the shit, I look out by my man cave. I have wood stacked against one side. I see this Chicken jump up on the wood. That’s when I realize the fuggin window is open. Yeah and there is chicken food inside.
So I tell my wife,mother fugger.. She’s starts laughing saying how funny it would be. So we watch and the chicken jumps in. Instantly, I’m on a march like a mad man.
Get to the door, open it up there is 15 fuggin chickens having a rave up in that bitch!
I start screaming, I’m trying to get them the fugg out. Then I have my wife laughing. (I so wanted that part of the porch to fall on her at that point)
My Presa Loki runs in and it’s utter fugging chaos!!
At one point I almost grabbed the 12 off the wall. A few of them got some king few kicks a couple got some jewdee chops!!
I’m not sure if I want to kill them or set them up a disco ball inside there coup where they stay,inside. Turn up my radio in there and play them a song for the next couple days. Maybe throw a couple fire crackers in the coup at odd hours!!
This is fuggin bullshit. My own fault for not closing the window. But fuck a chicken!!
I’m more pissed off than Gary Colman trying to get his first piece of p..sy from a hooker at age 37 and getting told no!! Fuggin chickens.
