I'd have to say if I was stuck on the floor with a twelve and couldnt get up, I'd have just gone ahead and cracked one. If I was the guys running the place I'd have taken his wallet and dropped him in the dumpster.
Bad thing is I've been that effed up before, but not by 11:00 am. thats just impressive.
Let me guess.... she had about 14 subs to order...... 8 of them toasted.... 6 of them not.... 12 different kinds of bread... then when she checked out she wanted them all rung up separate in 6inch subs.... and she had 14 5 dollar bills to pay with and needed exact change to give back to her coworkers...