Christmas For The Wife.

[Clay Showalter]

Bought my wife a house. We’re good this year.

Yea I am building her one, so I am good.

 

[Gern186]

I just built one also. Not married but engaged. Does having the driveway paved count? Lol

 

[Gern186]

Jesse what vacuum did you get? That is one of the things on my list.

 

[Isaacorps]

She wanted a frozen coyote. I’m having trouble finding someone to ship one

 

[Big_Holla]

A purse. A $300 Fucking purse.

When she puts your balls back in it you will feel like royalty! Queen always rules tho!

 

[Stressless]

What to get me blue eyed brown haired, long legged double breasted mattress thrasher - a new mattress yes!

Ski trip to CO this spring to visit the kids (and scout for elk with my son)

Like Sgt, a couple bottles of good wine and some german Gluwein

Top three might be construed as Honey Pie Pony gifts (Gifts you give that really you want) but she wanted them.

As an elected member of our county, a 9mm handgun of her choice after we go to the local shooting range and she tried a bunch out, + CCW class/permit (should have done that long ago for her)

Assorted stocking stuffers.

 

[Big_Holla]

I never ever buy clothes anymore for her, either it isn't her style or something never fits right. Well, I have bought her socks before, note to self order more socks. With all that said we usually don't buy each other anything but most often it would be something for the house or in tight years just the kids.

 

[CJD3]

 

[Geezer II]

 

[bowhunter1023]

Jesse what vacuum did you get? That is one of the things on my list.

 

[Quantum673]

We do not buy gifts for each other. We buy things throughout the year. I am trying to line up a barn build down in TN. If I can make it happen I will tell her that is her Christmas. She really wants to get it done by mid summer so I am trying I get it lined up.

 

[Hedgelj]

She has hinted for a vacuum so i got 2 different ones in Amazon prime day and that is what both sets of parents are giving her.

 

[triple_duece]

Wife wanted a utv from tractor supply. Told her let me shop around ordered a Honda 700 pioneer 4 deluxe.

Only problem is there is a shortage and I got one coming in on the30th and no one is coming off msrp.

 

[Chancegriffis]

My wife will be getting an hha king pin for her Mathews chill R. Also a new quiver, a 500 dollar purse to put shit in and a Columbia jacket. Asked about a new bow for her since she’s had this bow about 6 years and she isn’t ever going to give it up lol. This is one time of the year to repent for all my time in the woods and on the water and she never hinders on it and appreciates all the effort and food I bring home for the kids and her. Below is her first Ohio bow kill AND her first low light “mistake” lol

 

[hickslawns]

Mine asked if the bedroom furniture was her Christmas present. Even after 20yrs. . .not sure if this was a trap/trick question?

She has lost almost 40lbs. I'd love to get her some clothes or something. Not sure where to start. Candies are out now. So much for that box of chocolates. Maybe I just need to buy a bow and wrap up the greatest gift she has ever received (as I smile a big cheesy smile and act like a pompous fool). . . But they don't make a ribbon to hold this much BS.

 

[Buckmaster]

Me, with a red bow on it.

 

[OhioWhiteTails]

I see no mistake about that deer.

 

[Clay Showalter]

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You giving your wife a girlfriend or a threesome?

 

[Big_Holla]

 

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