What to get me blue eyed brown haired, long legged double breasted mattress thrasher - a new mattress yes!
Ski trip to CO this spring to visit the kids (and scout for elk with my son)
Like Sgt, a couple bottles of good wine and some german Gluwein
Top three might be construed as Honey Pie Pony gifts (Gifts you give that really you want) but she wanted them.
As an elected member of our county, a 9mm handgun of her choice after we go to the local shooting range and she tried a bunch out, + CCW class/permit (should have done that long ago for her)
Assorted stocking stuffers.