Movie sex

[Ohiosam]

My wife says to me the other night

"How come we don't make love like they do
in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, grabbed
her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

 

[cotty16]

Yes, but you watch the good ones!

 

[Riverdude]

rotflmao

 

[Mike]

:smiley_clap:

 

["J"]

:smiley_clap:

 

[Jackalope]

My wife says to me the other night

"How come we don't make love like they do
in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, grabbed
her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

Isn't that how everyone does it. :smiley_confused_vra

 

[tuffshot]

Isn't that how everyone does it. :smiley_confused_vra

No, that way is reserved for once a month on Thursday night.

 

[Jackalope]

No, that way is reserved for once a month on Thursday night.

You forgot the crying Smiley... :smiley_cry: lol

 

[tuffshot]

You forgot the crying Smiley... :smiley_cry: lol

No I didn't, thats the old lady's bingo nite.:smiley_clap:

 

[Schu72]

No I didn't, thats the old lady's bingo nite.:smiley_clap:

:smiley_crocodile:

 

[CJD3]

ROTFLOL Sam.:smiley_clap:

 

[hickslawns]

No I didn't, thats the old lady's bingo nite.:smiley_clap:

I don't know which was funnier, Sam or Tuffshot? Thanks guys!