Drunk thread

[JARHEAD]

Speaks English... Ford!

 

[whitetailjunky3]

She don’t need 4x4 with all the junk in the trunk!

 

[Bigcountry40]

4 day weekend for this guy, going to make some magic on this thread tonight

 

[Bigcountry40]

First suggestion- I say we change the name of “morning selfie” to “women that we want to eat taco salad out of their ass “ , think about it if you won’t eat taco salad out of their ass, are they worth talking too or posting a pic of? …. The answer is No, y’all are welcome to use this measurement tool in your everyday interactions!

 

[ThatBuckeyeGuy]

!

 

[giles]

Eat the corn out of the poo

 

[ThatBuckeyeGuy]

Eat the corn out of the poo

 

[JARHEAD]

I repeat... I'd low crawl a half mile on broken glass under concertina wire just to hear her fart on a broken field radio!!

 

[ThatBuckeyeGuy]

I repeat... I'd low crawl a half mile on broken glass under concertina wire just to hear her fart on a broken field radio!!

I repeat... I'd low crawl a half mile on broken glass under concertina wire just to hear her fart on a broken field radio!!

 

[Clay Showalter]

Now we are talking

 

[Dustinb80]

Id walk through hell wearing gasoline as underwear...

 

[JARHEAD]

Id walk through hell wearing gasoline as underwear...

Cuz UR a fuggin moron!!

 

[giles]

He is....he is...

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Clay Showalter]

Is this country too soft to handle a world war? Or will the people rise to the occasion

 

[Dustinb80]

HEY HEY, I just remembered this thread!!!!

 

[Clay Showalter]

Must be drunk to comment

 

[Sgt Fury]

HEY HEY, I just remembered this thread!!!!

Well if you like this thread, Dave just started one called tits n tits…or something like that…I’ve been drinking wine tonight.

 

[Clay Showalter]

Well if you like this thread, Dave just started one called tits n tits…or something like that…I’ve been drinking wine tonight.

Port for me tonight

 

[Sgt Fury]

Riesling for me…