An 85 year old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so attractive she cannot keep her eyes off him. After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her. Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes and says in a S.. tone,
- "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. I doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it. For this I want $100 cash. And, there's another condition."
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
- "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man. She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hand. She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes, and slowly, but clearly says,
- "Paint my house."
- "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. I doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it. For this I want $100 cash. And, there's another condition."
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
- "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man. She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hand. She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes, and slowly, but clearly says,
- "Paint my house."
