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Floki

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So your at your hunting camp with all your buddies..

You head out to the woods loaded up on coffee or your favorite drink,life’s good until about an hour or so later..

Then you realize ya gots to piss and ya gots to piss so bad bad it’s at the tip fellas.

All the sudden you hear a commotion look over and ya see a big buck chasing a doe grunting and two bucks trailing it.

The doe is dead tired comes over lays down in front of you at 30 yards your ground hunting mind ya.
Ya have a clear as day shot on the doe the other 3 bucks are in some thick nasty shit 10 yards away you have no shot . One of the bucks is an absolute stud better than anything you ever shot.
The set up is perfect but ya have to piss so damn bad your sweating .
This goes on for well over 2hours You absolutely have to make a choice …

Stand up and piss or….

What would ya do?🧐🧐🧐
 

TinyTucky

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I had something kinda similar happen during an all day sit a few years ago. It was about noon and I hadn’t seen anything and had to drop a deuce. Pretty tight quarters to other properties and houses, so I figure no sense in climbing down to do my business, and let her fly at 20’. No sooner was I bare assed and holding onto the seat of my stand backwards to do the deed when my #1 shooter buck came crashing through chasing a doe. At this point you could say uh, I was crowning? 😂 Thankfully when they went by they were out of stick bow range, but good lord was I frantic trying to stand upright and grab my bow with my ass hanging out. I also learned those “shit kits” don’t come with unscented wipes. What a cluster fuck that hunt was.

To give an answer to your question, if I thought I had a legitimate chance at a shooter, and had immediate access to a full wardrobe change post hunt and pre drag, I’d prolly just piss my pants 😂
 

Jackalope

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Hold out for as long as I could and let her fly. 😅. I've pissed myself more in the last three years than I have my whole life living down here. Granted I'm usually wearing swim trunks and standing in water but still. 😅

Come to think of it I pissed myself on plane once. Had about a 20 minute run and just got the trim and throttle perfect and was scooting. I mean she was hitting the top of waves just perfect, I didn't want to throttle down to piss then get back on plane. I was already wet and standing so I just let her rip chip, that's why it has a self bailing deck right. 😅.
 

Jackalope

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It all love. Part of the healing process. 😅. You're just jealous that you can't piss on plane in your glitter rocket because you're sitting down.
 
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ThatBuckeyeGuy

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So your at your hunting camp with all your buddies..

You head out to the woods loaded up on coffee or your favorite drink,life’s good until about an hour or so later..

Then you realize ya gots to piss and ya gots to piss so bad bad it’s at the tip fellas.

All the sudden you hear a commotion look over and ya see a big buck chasing a doe grunting and two bucks trailing it.

The doe is dead tired comes over lays down in front of you at 30 yards your ground hunting mind ya.
Ya have a clear as day shot on the doe the other 3 bucks are in some thick nasty shit 10 yards away you have no shot . One of the bucks is an absolute stud better than anything you ever shot.
The set up is perfect but ya have to piss so damn bad your sweating .
This goes on for well over 2hours You absolutely have to make a choice …

Stand up and piss or….

What would ya do?🧐🧐🧐
Insanely easy question. You piss yourself when you see the stud and then kill him two hours later when he comes to smell the piss on the bottom of your stand. Then when you get back to camp you take the dry pants off your buddy that made fun of you for pissing yourself since he didn't kill anything and you did