I just got in bed last night at midnight and my new phone rings. The wife said you set your alarm wrong. No it's my son calling me.
The bull is out on the road!
I get dressed and take the golf cart up there. My neighbor meets at the road on his 4 wheeler and says the bull is across the road in...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot...