engine

A notable gynecologist once said, The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. Once started, it can develop awesome energy. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. "It is only a pity...

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by...