health

Six Basic Rules for Good Health 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better. 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids. 5...

Gota love a persons sense of humor in advertising :smiley_clap:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had... Kevin said...

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy. :smiley_chinrub:

* If walking/cycling is good for your health, then the postman should be immortal. * A whale swims all day, eats fish, drinks water and is fat. * A rabbit runs and hops, yet it only lives for 15 years. * A tortoise doesn't run, barely walks and does nothing...yet it lives for 450 years. And...