heaven

St. Peter is at the Heaven pearly gates. Up walks 2 hooded punks with pants hanging around their knees. They go "let us in". St. Peter goes "wait here". St. Pete goes to God's chamber and says there's 2 hooded punks at the pearly gates. God says" we don't judge here and love everyone. Let them...

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for those who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to report to St...

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant of the day explains that his...

All arrivals in heaven go through an examination process to determine wheather their admission will be granted. One room has a clerk that inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a...

This would be so much fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqa9XW94y6k