mexi

1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word, cheese, in a sentence. Pepito replies, "I like Maria, but cheese ugly." 2. Mushroom When all my family gets into the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wants to become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, so I...

Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter...