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Mexican Words of the Day


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Allen County
1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word, cheese, in a sentence. Pepito replies, "I like Maria, but cheese ugly."

2. Mushroom
When all my family gets into the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wants to become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.

4. Texas
When I'm not at home, my fren always texas me, cause che wonders where I am.

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered a pizza. I got my piece, then che got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me, julyer.

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars, but my wife, che rectum.

8. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but che said chicken go by herself.

9. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

10. Chicken Wing
My wife plays the lottery, hoping chicken wing.

11. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another woman. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothin to me."

12. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to go pick the bishop.

13. Body Wash
I want to go to the club, but I got no body wash my kids.

14. Budweiser
That woman has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?