wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go inside. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The...

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death. :smiley_clap:

I've.been up since 4am watching the Royal Wedding!....you guys should check it out. It's been so amazing watching it....however I don't care for kates dress. Maybe tonight we can have a fireside chat and talk about the event!?

A guy working construction falls off a ladder and breaks his pecker. He goes to his Dr. and the Dr. tells him it needs put in a cast. "Can't do that I am getting married tomorrow and I have to be able to perform on my wedding night." Well may be I can put some wooden splints on it. You...