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Wedding Night

Buckrun

Junior Member
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A guy working construction falls off a ladder and breaks his pecker.

He goes to his Dr. and the Dr. tells him it needs put in a cast.

"Can't do that I am getting married tomorrow and I have to be able to perform on my wedding night."

Well may be I can put some wooden splints on it. You can take them off for your wedding night.

Wedding night. New bride is undressing. She takes her top off and says "these peaches have never been touched by a man"

Takes off her undies and says "heres the honey hole never touched by a man"

By this time the guy is all excited. He turns around and rips off all his clothes. Turns back around and says "here it is brand new still in the crate."