50 Year Anniversary

[Bowhunter57]

Tomorrow is our 50 year anniversary and my wife suggested we kill a cow to have some steaks and celebrate.

I told her is wasn't the cow's fault. Her brother was the one that introduced us. He's the one we should be killin'.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Congrats !

 

[Bowhunter57]

Ummm..... It's a joke.

My wife thinks I'm a god. The only time she talks to me is when she wants something.

 

[Smawgunner2]

Man that is truly an accomplishment. Congratulations my brother!!!!

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Ummm..... It's a joke.

My wife thinks I'm a god. The only time she talks to me is when she wants something.

What ? So is it your fucking anniversary or not ?

 

[Bowhunter57]

@Outdoorsfellar
Nope! Thanks for asking.
This is the "Jokes" section, but nobody's laughing....yet.

It ain't until October 19th and it'll be 23 happy years.