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A little boy


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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if

he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little


His mother

tells him no breakfast until he does his



he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a

chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed

the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother

gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come

I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he



his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a

week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any


Just then,

his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the


The little

boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or

should I?"