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A little boy

Mike

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if

he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little

boy.

His mother

tells him no breakfast until he does his

chores.

Well,

he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a

chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed

the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother

gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come

I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he

asks.

"Well,"

his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a

week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any

milk."

Just then,

his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the

kitchen.

The little

boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or

should I?"