A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his pistol in the air and yelled, "I have a 1911 45 caliber pistol with a 7 round magazine, plus 1 in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." 
A voice from the back of the crowd replied, "Brother, you're gonna need a lot more ammo."
A voice from the back of the crowd replied, "Brother, you're gonna need a lot more ammo."
