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Barber Shop

Bowhunter57

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A guy sticks his head in a barber shop door and asks how long it will be before he can get his hair cut.

The barber tells him it'll be about an hour and a half, but to take a seat and he'll get to him.

The guy says, "No thanks! I'll come back later."

A couple of days later this same guy sticks his head in the barber shop door and asks how long before he can get his hair cut.

The barber tells him it'll be a couple hours, because there's several ahead of him. He offers the guy to take a seat and he promises to get to him.

Just the same, the guy declines and says he'll come back later.

The barber has had enough and asks one of the men waiting to follow that guy. He says, "That guy's always coming in here asking about getting his hair cut, his hair is always cut, but I think he's getting it cut at the other barber shop, down the street."

One of the other patrons offers to follow the guy to see where he's going.

About 20 minutes later the patron comes back and he's laughing pretty hard.

The barber says, "Well? Is that guy down at the other barber shop?"

The patron says, "Nope!" He's down at your house." :smiley_asswhip: