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Buck Dominance

Bowhunter57

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An 8 pointer, a 4 pointer and a button buck are browsing at a field edge, on acorns.

The 8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does. We're really getting along."

The 4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5 does. They really take care of me."

The button buck says, "My 2 does are alright. Better than nothing, I guess."

Suddenly, a giant 14 pointer walks into the field. The 3 bucks had never seen anything like him before and they were in awe. The huge buck made an enormous scrape and pissed in it, then he rubbed a huge tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The 8 pointer says, "I could get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyway."

The 4 pointer says, "You know...come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine."

The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look at him in confusion. Suddenly, the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass, then he pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a big tree and chews a licking branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.

His buds immediately ask him, "What the heck are you doing!?

He says, "I'm just making sure that sucker knows I'm a buck!"