Careful what you wish for

[xbowguy]

I asked my wife,"what would you do if i won the lottery?"

she replied,"i would take half and leave you". I said,"good i won $12 here's $6 now fuck off" :smiley_clap:

 

[Derek j]

hahahahaha..... I always love hearing that one!

 

[k.stone]

rotflmao good one