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Christmas Wish

Bowhunter57

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While little Johnny sat on Santa's lap, Santa reluctantly asked, "What would you like for your Christmas Wish, this year, Johnny?"

Little Johnny said, "I want a unicorn that farts rainbows and pisses Dr. Pepper."

Santa says, "C'mon, Johnny! Let's be realistic and more down to earth about your wish."

Little Johnny says, "Okay. When I get married I want a wife that will still give blow jobs after we get married."

Santa says, "Does it have to be Dr. Pepper or could it be Mt. Dew or Pepsi?"