While little Johnny sat on Santa's lap, Santa reluctantly asked, "What would you like for your Christmas Wish, this year, Johnny?"
Little Johnny said, "I want a unicorn that farts rainbows and pisses Dr. Pepper."
Santa says, "C'mon, Johnny! Let's be realistic and more down to earth about your wish."
Little Johnny says, "Okay. When I get married I want a wife that will still give blow jobs after we get married."
Santa says, "Does it have to be Dr. Pepper or could it be Mt. Dew or Pepsi?"
Little Johnny said, "I want a unicorn that farts rainbows and pisses Dr. Pepper."
Santa says, "C'mon, Johnny! Let's be realistic and more down to earth about your wish."
Little Johnny says, "Okay. When I get married I want a wife that will still give blow jobs after we get married."
Santa says, "Does it have to be Dr. Pepper or could it be Mt. Dew or Pepsi?"
