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Could you be more pretentious??

Who dis Denise?

Nevermind. I looked her up. After seeing her picture I would just say:

Congratulations! Whose walking your nose down the aisle?

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Seriously ernine wtf is wrong with her dad? if i know I'm starin at that fuggin trunk for rest of my life i get the poor girl a nose job...the rest of it has a fightin chance...nice to see he emptied is ash tray money to get that ring...thats wrong i know but dam if your gonna do it get something to scale wif dat honker...
 
Son of bitch...That is a snout. Kind of reminds me of one of those elephant seals.

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Does she have to buy a second seat for public transit or flights. Mother of GOD that thing is half the size of her damn face.

You could also add a fun fact for her : Peoples noses and ears NEVER stop growing rotflmao
 
My god. I keep going back and looking at that pic.. I just want to throw a carrot at her and run..