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Dang coonasses

Jackalope

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A lady visiting nawlens stopped to do a little window shopping.. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two coonasses were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:

* First Emma, coma.
* Then I coma.
* Then to asses they bumpa togetha’.
* Then I coma again.
* Then to asses they bumpa togetha’ again.
* Then I coma again.
* Then pee twice.
* Then I coma one lasta’ time.

“You foul mouth swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “Talking about your sex lives in public like that!”

Tibideaux turns and says to her, “Hey, Itsa ok lady. Imma jus teachin’ beaudoux howa spell Mississippi.”