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So there I am... Sitting at the base of a tree scanning the snowy wilds for my prey.. As the cold set in I took out my Flaming hot Cheetos and had a little snack.. As I sat there munching on the fiery hot goodness i saw a little Button Buck crest the ridge with his nose in the air. I enjoyed watching the little guy in the gray morning light, a blanket of still falling snow framed the moment.. He worked closer and Instantly i could feel the movement of awe welling inside.. Perfect.. What a sight! It's a shame most will never witness this event in their lifetime. Instead they proclaim we're crazy for sitting in the cold Snowy woods awaiting that moment..
The little fella fed closer occasionally checking the wind... Then it happened. The wind shifted and he went on full alert... He didn't haul ass out of there as one would have expected. Yet he began a trot right towards my location. Little guy has a lot to learn i said as i chuckled... To my surprise we walked to within feet of me, staring right through me with an outstretched nose.. I could almost feel his warm breath on my face.... I dared not move enjoying this opportunity of a lifetime.. My flaming hot Cheetos bag lay silent to my side. He sniffed around and found the bag poking his nose in and snagging a couple... BANG!!!! I winced backwards from the shock of the noise piercing the calm cool air.. I opened my eyes and what did i see the fella lay dead at my feet... A horrific wound in his throat.. Seems flaming hot Cheetos were just too much for the little guy, one bite and the flaming hotness blew his throat out... Such a shame.. FYI if you happen to drop some Cheetos from your stand, and care even the slightest about QDM.. Get down right then and pick it up.. And here coonie said we shouldn't feed corn to deer as bait because of the risk of disease. I'm here to tell you.. It's not the corn that could destroy our deer herd.. It's flaming hot Cheetos!! The ODNR should ban all Cheetos from hunters day packs in the woods...
The little fella fed closer occasionally checking the wind... Then it happened. The wind shifted and he went on full alert... He didn't haul ass out of there as one would have expected. Yet he began a trot right towards my location. Little guy has a lot to learn i said as i chuckled... To my surprise we walked to within feet of me, staring right through me with an outstretched nose.. I could almost feel his warm breath on my face.... I dared not move enjoying this opportunity of a lifetime.. My flaming hot Cheetos bag lay silent to my side. He sniffed around and found the bag poking his nose in and snagging a couple... BANG!!!! I winced backwards from the shock of the noise piercing the calm cool air.. I opened my eyes and what did i see the fella lay dead at my feet... A horrific wound in his throat.. Seems flaming hot Cheetos were just too much for the little guy, one bite and the flaming hotness blew his throat out... Such a shame.. FYI if you happen to drop some Cheetos from your stand, and care even the slightest about QDM.. Get down right then and pick it up.. And here coonie said we shouldn't feed corn to deer as bait because of the risk of disease. I'm here to tell you.. It's not the corn that could destroy our deer herd.. It's flaming hot Cheetos!! The ODNR should ban all Cheetos from hunters day packs in the woods...