I was out with the wife at the mall, dress shopping, when she steps out of the changing room with a very nice dress. That's when she asks the question that no man wants to answer.
She says, "Do I look fat, in this dress?"
I said, "It depends."
She said, "Depends on what?!?!
I said, "How much does that dress cost?"
She said, "It's $1300."
I said, "Moooooo!"
She says, "Do I look fat, in this dress?"
I said, "It depends."
She said, "Depends on what?!?!
I said, "How much does that dress cost?"
She said, "It's $1300."
I said, "Moooooo!"