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Funeral Expense

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $1000."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.

We simply can't take that risk". :pickle: rotflmao
 

Bowhunter57

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Good one! I like it! :smiley_clap:

...or, he might come out and see his shadow and go back in for 6 more weeks of cold weather. :smiley_blink: