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Funny Google Searches...

Jackalope

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So looking at out traffic I can see the terms people searched in google that led them to TOO.. Most of them make sense and fit. Others make you scratch your head.. I thought I would share some of them..

Like this poor SOB who just doesn't know what to do so he turns to google for answers, who for some reason refers him to us..


"accidentally shot a hen turkey" 1 Visitor

"dr. suess politics" 1 Visitor

And every variation of

wife boobs
Show me your wife
Wife Pics
Hot Wives
Wife butt pic

And a hundred more variations. :smiley_crocodile:
 

Jackalope

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estimated federal taxes if you make $84,000 per year

"forum hung by the tits"
WTF... I mean Seriously... WTF...

garbage disposall :smiley_confused_vra

go to bed steve

guinness book of world records pat head and rub tummy

hang on at titts
hang on the tits
hang on tits
hang on titts :smiley_depressive: WTF is up with people looking for hanging tits, and why are they being directed here... :smiley_crocodile:

hk thnks you suck and
 

Jackalope

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"how did 24 guys fit in one hu-60" It looks like i am not the only one asking this question.

how to bowing porn I don't even know what that is....

i am having my tonsils out printable for kids

in the wife's butt :smiley_crocodile:

loaded gun porn Seriously? I mean WTF... Who gets off on loaded guns?


obama dead goof lmao

oh my god they assassinated obama? :smiley_confused_vra

porn iwakuni
I don;t know what to say about that...
 

RedCloud

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lmao that is some pretty funny searches right there. Never would I have thought people would be looking for hanging tits but hey..I'm not going to judge lmao.
 

Jackalope

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maybe they were looking for my post in 21 and over.....lol

Nope. Not even Google can see it. Each time i see something that looks to correlate i always check the landing page. It's never in those pages.
 

hickslawns

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Not sure what that link was Joe, but my Avast program blocked it and made some noises at me stating it was "harmful" or "potentially threatening" or something like that. I was actually just kidding though. I was just referring to how much time I spend on here you would think my company would show up. Probably would if I had company info in my signature line or something.
 

Jackalope

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Not sure what that link was Joe, but my Avast program blocked it and made some noises at me stating it was "harmful" or "potentially threatening" or something like that. I was actually just kidding though. I was just referring to how much time I spend on here you would think my company would show up. Probably would if I had company info in my signature line or something.

It would show up if you put your URL in the sig line. Not sure it would help promote your line of work so much though. And since this site gets more active changing content. It may not help you in a way you like though especially since it's not promoting your business in content.. Reason being is it may eventually show up above your page.

As far as Avast. They're idiots. Since the site was "new" avast hadn't had a chance to scan it and give it a pass. So, they by default blow smoke, one of those better safe than sorry BS things. If you've updated the Defs it should have picked it up by now... Internet site filtering software usually throws more false positives than not. Google itself does a good job of it. My AVG software and Google shows the site is clean.
 

Jackalope

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I can see what threads they are pointed too also

The wife / boobs / ass, ones go to various threads where such subjects are mentioned.

I'll start posting the thread links also when i come across funny ones.
 

Jackalope

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"you pick up hitchhiker" "suddenly she faints"

From: Macedonia

Landed in the "Jokes" forum.. No specific thread just the forum...

I can hear him scream now "I NOT JOKING.. DIS NO JOKE"

lmao