Funny Story

[Archertl]

Here is a funny story....
I saw a ground hog around 07:00 hours that was riping up my garden. I was in the middle of getting ready for the day so I grabbed my bow and ran to the kitchen. The good news is I nailed the SOB from the window. The unfortunate part is I forgot that my girlfriend's mom was coming over to pick some thing up on her way to work. So they where both standing in the family room and watched my slay a groundhog in my boxers. I had no Idea that they where standing in the family room until Jessie started laughing and her mom had a nice what the fugg is going on look on her face and for once had nothing to say.

 

[Jackalope]

Here is a funny story....
I saw a ground hog around 07:00 hours that was riping up my garden. I was in the middle of getting ready for the day so I grabbed my bow and ran to the kitchen. The good news is I nailed the SOB from the window. The unfortunate part is I forgot that my girlfriend's mom was coming over to pick some thing up on her way to work. So they where both standing in the family room and watched my slay a groundhog in my boxers. I had no Idea that they where standing in the family room until Jessie started laughing and her mom had a nice what the fugg is going on look on her face and for once had nothing to say.

Did you turn around with the snake hanging out and do a fist pump.. Then Whisper "That's the way it's done" and start doing hesitant fist pounds with everyone?

 

[swantucky]

When I was first dating my wife she brought her Mom over to check out my house. She took the future MIL for a walk on the trails through the woods. They were about back to the house when her Mom saw it and exclaimed "What the hell is that??" They had stumbled across my "hole of death"!! I used to kill alot of woodchucks in those days, Any neighbor that had a chuck problem would call me. Some years I would kill close to 40 just in the neighborhood with my urban assalt weapon, Marlin .22 mag.

Anyway as soon as the ground thawed I would dig a hole 3' deep about as big around as a garbage can. I would just throw the carcasses into the hole. It was a nice open grave. Well when they walked by it the hole was beyond full. The boddies had stacked up over the top of the hole. lol For two borderline tree huggers it kinda freaked them out.

Oh fugg when I have a minute I need to tell the pigeon butchering story......

 

[Archertl]

Did you turn around with the snake hanging out and do a fist pump.. Then Whisper "That's the way it's done" and start doing hesitant fist pounds with everyone?

Nope I just said goodmorning and went back to the bedroom.

 

[RRJJ]

Lmao!

 

[Curran]

Lmao!

x2

That's classic right there!!

 

[OhioWhiteTails]

bwahahahaha good chit!


Hollywood i saw the pictures of this death hole, but that was when the rice was still in it

 

[Hoytmania]

Is that what they mean by using your morning wood? :smiley_chinrub:

 

[badger]

Good stuff!:smiley_bril:

 

[tuffshot]

Did you turn around with the snake hanging out and do a fist pump.. Then Whisper "That's the way it's done" and start doing hesitant fist pounds with everyone?

Exactically what I would have done!:smiley_crocodile:


Arch,

Your MIL will be waking up in the middle of the night with that image in her head. LMAO

 

[Dannmann801]

Excellent, simply excellent!
but they shoulda high-five'd ya at least:smiley_cheer: