PREGNANT TURKEY
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something
from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the mixed stuffing, and inserted a Cornish hen into the turkey
cavity...then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her
that turkeys lay eggs.
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something
from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.
When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the mixed stuffing, and inserted a Cornish hen into the turkey
cavity...then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her
that turkeys lay eggs.
