Ha ha ha ... that was emailed to me the other day, but I couldn't find it. I was gonna suggest that to Steve.
Nice..last time i drank like that i was in the truck at 11:30 while the wife stayed out. I still hear about that one.
We have a buddy that is a pretty distinct feller. Wears cut off shirts all the time and has really hairy arms. Keeps a shaved head. I'm going to shave my head and glue all the hair to my arms and go as him. It'll be funny as shit cause no one at the party knows what I am doing and it'll be obvious to everyone there!!!
Baaahahaha... that's a good one dude. You should walk up behind the guy and pose while he's not looking.