Happy St Paddy’s Day

[Mickey Merrie]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dose? asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.
“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!

 

[Mickey Merrie]

I was going to tell you all about the Irish gay couple, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, but I decided not to...

 

[Dannmann801]

Surely ya got one more.....

 

[Mickey Merrie]

Surely ya got one more.....

• Mary Likes Paddy and hopes the feeling is mutual. So as women do she aims to find out! So she asks him, "Paddy,if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”
  
  “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.
  
  “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary.
  
  “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

 

[Mickey Merrie]

• Mary Likes Paddy and hopes the feeling is mutual. So as women do she aims to find out! So she asks him, "Paddy,if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”
  
  “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.
  
  “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary.
  
  “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

37) 10 Year old asks how she was born​

A 10-year-old girl asked her Irish mother

Mom, how was I born?

The mother smiled and replied:

Once upon a time, me and your father decided to plant a wonderful little seed.
Dad put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day.
After a while the seed started to grow more and more. Lovely leaves started bloom and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it,
Smooked it,
and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom.

 

["J"]

Mmmmmm Goooood!!!!!

 

[dante322]

The beer is Scottish, but thats close enough

 

[Mike]

Cheers

 

[Sgt Fury]

 

[Mike]

 

["J"]

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Bangers and kruat....

 

[Bowkills]

Great holiday to be starving urself. Jobsite ate coney dogs for lunch which I somehow completely restrained from. Small helping of itialian red burger gravy and a salad for my dayly meal tonight. would have waited to start a diet next week if I'd realized St pats was this week. All your food looks killer....

 

[finelyshedded]

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The beer is Scottish, but thats close enough

How’s that Madtree Thundersnow taste Dave? Never had it, but I love the hell outta Happy Amber and Psycopathy

 

[giles]

How’s that Madtree Thundersnow taste Dave? Never had it, but I love the hell outta Happy Amber and Psycopathy

That Happy Amber is great while grilling!

 

[dante322]

Its very rich and sweet. I'd recommend it

 

[Johnny44]

Ended up late getting home from work. Missed Social Hour with the neighbors. Socialized myself with some Tullamore Dew, met the neighbor halfway to exchange shots... sweated it out in the gym this morning. The jury is still out on what kind of day this will be!