I'm widely regarded as an asshole believe it or not, so the list of suspects is long. What does make it suspicious is I picked it up very close to home.
Put Fix-A-Flat in and with advice from both Eric The Car Guy on YouTube and my tire shop, I drove it with the nuts loose. It held air, so I just cinched them down and filled the air tank. I have my inverter and tank, I can make it one way or another!
Pinching a loaf, then headed that way. The farm is on the way and I just happen to have a set of meat eaters awaiting placement. Was going to sell them, but I'll just run them off now!