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hickslawns

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Awww, how cute! They look like Rick though? Weird and a little disturbing. You are going to have to keep an eye on him Diane. :smiley_crocodile:
 

Diane

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Great....first my son, now my husband. :tantrum: lmao

A few years back, my youngest son, Eric and I had to do artificial insemination as our stud dog "forgot" how to fugg. I'm not kidding. (I now have a new stud dog) Anyway, we bought a video and decided to do it ourselves.

Guess which part of the job I had my son take care of??? :pickle: We still tease him and mention that the male dogs seem awfully happy to see him! lmao
 

xbowguy

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Funny part is: He wanted $100.00 plus a 12 pack. Claimed he needed to be drunk to jack off the dog.

Couple days later, I went down in the basement and the male was looking at me funny....... Told him "Don't look at me like that you sumbitch, Eric is up in the kitchen!"
 

"J"

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Funny part is: He wanted $100.00 plus a 12 pack. Claimed he needed to be drunk to jack off the dog.

Couple days later, I went down in the basement and the male was looking at me funny....... Told him "Don't look at me like that you sumbitch, Eric is up in the kitchen!"

rotflmao Bet that dog never ran away from home!!!!!! rotflmao :pickle: rotflmao :smiley_champagne:
 

xbowguy

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rotflmao Bet that dog never ran away from home!!!!!! rotflmao :pickle: rotflmao :smiley_champagne:

A close friend of Diane's has that dog now. Will have to say he jumped out the car 6 times before they drove away...rotflmao....Just kidding. But he did have to go since he could not produce naturally.
 

Diane

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I'll tell you what.....even though we laugh our heads off over the AI (ended up doing it 3 times while waiting for the new stud dog to grow up) that is some of the hardest work in the world. Takes 4 people to do it correctly, and trust me, it is not easy finding 4 people willing to help! :smiley_chinrub: lmao
 

Diane

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Oh yea, and one of my females was still a virgin, so of course we tease Eric about taking away the dog's virginity! :pickle: lmao
 

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hickslawns

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No offense, but I don't think you are getting enough for those dogs if this is what is required to get them knocked up.:smiley_crocodile:

You start talking about $250k horses or something, then you find a dumbass and hand him some cash to do it. For dogs, I don't know if it would be worth it. Gotta be an easier way. Poor Eric. lol
 

Diane

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Wow, time flies as the pups will be 6 weeks old on Wednesday. Thought I'd post some recent pics:

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