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Hey little girl, wanna ride?

Bowhunter57

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A little 10 year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a man on a big black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along beside her for a while, he stops and asks, "Hey there! Wanna go for a ride?"

"NO", says the little girl and she continues walking.

The motorcyclist, again, pulls up along side her and says, "I'll give you $10, if you hop on the back."

"NO", says the little girl and she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up along side her and says, "I'm feeling generous, today. I'll give you $20 and a big bag of candy, if you'll just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me."

Finally, the little girl stops, faces the man and Screams Out...

"LOOK DAD! You're the one who bought the Honda, instead of the Harley. So, you ride it by yourself!"