My neighbor had a garage sale this morining. I picked up this scanoe with two oars, one life vest, an anchor, a canoe/kayak dolly, and a 4 HP johnson outboard for $250. How did I do?

I picked up this scanoe
I was going to make fun of you for this and say "friggin priceless" until I saw that epe called it that too, and so does the label. Crap. Who knew there was a scanoe? Now someone tell me the difference between that and a canoe!