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Hundred mile-n-hour goat

Buckrun

Junior Member
#1
Three Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking
along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it
and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down
and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The third hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here;
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see." So they pick it up and
carry it over, and count one, and two and three; and throw it in the
hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they
hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they
see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and
with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers
didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did
you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to an old transmission."