I used to own a Hyundai 2-door hatchback. My boss always made fun of it, as he disliked anything Korean and joked about it being ran by hamsters.
One day as I was leaving work, I started it and it typically ran very quietly, but this time it had a horrible chatter/squawking noise.
I popped the hood, stepped out and as soon as I raised the hood a fox squirrel ran out from under it.
I thought my boss was going to piss himself, he was laughing so hard.
After he recovered, he said, "I owe you an apology. Apparently, those Koreans have upgraded from hamsters to fox squirrels."
I carried a loaded shotgun in the car for a few weeks, in an attempt to get the varmint.