Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car
accident and went into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she woke
up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the
doctor about her baby the doctor replied: "You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are
fine. "However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named
them." The woman thought to herself: "Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's
a clueless idiot."
Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor: "Well, what's my daughter's
name?" "Denise," said the doctor. The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself: "Wow, that's a
really beautiful name. "I guess I was wrong about my brother, I really
like Denise." Then she asked: "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replied: "Denephew."
accident and went into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she woke
up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the
doctor about her baby the doctor replied: "You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are
fine. "However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named
them." The woman thought to herself: "Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's
a clueless idiot."
Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor: "Well, what's my daughter's
name?" "Denise," said the doctor. The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself: "Wow, that's a
really beautiful name. "I guess I was wrong about my brother, I really
like Denise." Then she asked: "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replied: "Denephew."
