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"J"

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Y'all are killing me!!!! hahahahahaha wear what's comfortable and get over yourselves hahahaha.... Who cares if you look fuggin gay lmao..... Ryan, that's borderline ocd there buddy lol....
 

bowhunter1023

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Damm son. Thought I was bad. LOL

I'll bail you out! lmao

Wrangler Retro Relaxed Boot, standard Wally World Wrangler Relaxed Boot, AE Relaxed Boot, Carhart Relaxed carpenter jeans and of course, my favorite denim creation, my Big Smith bibs! I have several pairs of retired AE jeans I work in and some FR jeams I wear while on location to. These are my regular rotation though.

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hickslawns

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I can respect metrosexual. Can't pull it off, but can respect it. Ryan? You might have crossed the line from metro to girl. lmao

Chapped hands? Unkers. Works for many ailments. Runny nose? Congested? Cough? Cracked hands? Unkers. I get dried out hands when handling salt in/on the trucks. Unkers has a strong smell, but it works.

Jeans? I am afraid to answer. This time of the year it is lined jeans. Fleece or flannel or thinsulate. Wrangler, carhart, or even the Walmart post season $20 ones work. Menards sells a brand called Old Mills (I think). Very warm. Durable. Pockets ripped out though. Disappointing.

Summer? Carhart, Dickie work pants, or Sportsman's Guide has work pants with cargo pockets. Very nice to hold a spare magazine, pair of hand pruners, or a second carry piece. Cargo pockets are nice.

Fancy pants? I have one pair. Wife bought them. I hate them. She loves them on me so I wear on special occasions to make her smile. Came from the Buckle. No jewels. Gawdy white stitching. Not my thing, but they usually work to make momma smile. Told her I would not listen to Florida Georgia Line though. I have my boundaries. No country rap crap unless it is The Man in Black singing "Boy Named Sue." lmao
 

Hoytmania

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I wear two kinds of jeans. One kind is called work jeans. The others are jeans that make my wife horny. Got no clue what kind any of them are.

One kind I wear underwear with, the other I don't.

There is one pair that the wife really likes that are button flies. I really don't like to wear them out because if you gotta take a piss it looks like your playin with your self buttoning the fly back up. Flip side of the coin, they usually get my pecker wet by the end of the night.
 
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5Cent

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Carhartts or Schmidts. I don't and won't wear fancy jeans. Drives my wife nuts, but comfort reigns all. No nut huggin,skinny leg, fitted, glittery, low cut, ass crack showing, bedazzled jeans in this house. I like my daddy jeans.

Ryan, I don't even know you anymore:smiley_cheerleader:
 

jagermeister

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I wear two kinds of jeans. One kind is called work jeans. The others are jeans that make my wife horny. Got no clue what kind any of them are.

One kind I wear underwear with, the other I don't.

There is one pair that the wife really likes that are button flies. I really don't like to wear them out because if you gotta take a piss it looks like your playin with your self buttoning the fly back up. Flip side of the coin, they usually get my pecker wet by the end of the night.
Steve, thank you my friend. This thread had taken a shocking turn for the worst with Ryan's "out of the closet" moment. I'm glad, and relieved, that you were able to right this ship with such profound and poetic words of manliness. Jeans for work, jeans for making my ol lady horny. That's the shit right there, brother.
 
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at1010

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I never in a million years thought this thread would have taken this route.......

Its like fuggin a fat chick, Im embarrassed but also kind of proud.......lmao:pickle: hahahaha
 
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giles

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I never in a million years thought this thread would have taken this route.......

Its like fuggin a fat chick, Im embarrassed but also kind of proud.......lmao:pickle: hahahaha

WTF did you expect? Not like you asked if anyone owned any Ball Room pants or Angry Beaver pants! (those are manly working pants for those of you that don't know)
 

at1010

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WTF did you expect? Not like you asked if anyone owned any Ball Room pants or Angry Beaver pants! (those are manly working pants for those of you that don't know)

I figured Id get couple responses that said. Yes I like Ariat or "no man I only where "real comfortable wrangler""

that is what I expected! hahaha