Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean. You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against. You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim.
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean. You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against. You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim.
