Joes before Dos Equis

[Archertl]

OS Steve - "I don't usually shoot bucks but when I do they have a small basket rack and I wear my pink salmon colored shirt."

That guy killed a deer? lol

Thunderflight- I dont always eat junk food but when I do I better have some mother fuggin jalapeno cheetos.

 

[Dannmann801]

Ric: "I don't miss big bucks...I give them haircuts."

 

[Riverdude]

Danmann - "I don't usually buy a used ATV, but when I do my good buddy Riverdude hooks me up."

 

[Big H]

I don't "smoke up" on purpose, but when I do it is over a campfire on the Wayne. Hmmm, who could that be?

 

[lung buster]

I don't "smoke up" on purpose, but when I do it is over a campfire on the Wayne. Hmmm, who could that be?

Is he related too: I don't usually shoot a deer, but when I do its a big boy of at least p$y caliber.

 

[Big H]

The guy that "I usually don't shoot deer, but when I did, it was in the 1960's"

 

[hickslawns]

Brock- I don't usually smoke, but when I do it is with the Scent Smoker!

 

[bowhunter1023]

Hicks: I don't normally hit on black chicks, but when I do, they give me pet names and could hide me in their FUPA...

lmao

 

[Dannmann801]

Phil Hicks: "I don't keep sweeper trucks for a long time....that's how we roll"....

Too soon?



(gawd I feel like an asshole)

 

[hickslawns]

Hicks: I don't normally hit on black chicks, but when I do, they give me pet names and could hide me in their FUPA...

lmao

For the record, I didn't hit on her. I think she took one look at my legs and thought she needed some toothpicks. She was a "ton of love". And don't you forget it. . . Suga.

Phil Hicks: "I don't keep sweeper trucks for a long time....that's how we roll"....

Maybe a tad too soon Dan. New twist (no pun intended) on the story. Suddenly the lady that hit our truck is changing her story and her insurance company is denying the claim. Ugh.

 

[Buckmaster]

I think she took one look at my legs and thought she needed some toothpicks.

Was it the middle leg?

 

[Jackalope]

Hicks: I don't normally hit on black chicks, but when I do, they give me pet names and could hide me in their FUPA...

lmao

 

[Diablo54]

rotflmao

 

[hickslawns]

Oh No YOU DITnt!

 

[camofry]

Oh No YOU DITnt!

Oh, I think he did.lol

 

[Archertl]

Got to start this thread up again...
Fluteman- I dont always mail stuff across the country but when I do it gets returned to sender because the USPS cant read my hand writing.

 

[Redhunter1012]

Myself...

I dont always "Shart" in my pants, but when I do, it's 150 feet in the air over a silo while welding with 8 other millrites around.......Yea, it happened. Was gonna post it in the Dump Thread. Luckily I always have a full set of extra clothes at work. Damn Cajun Bratwurst

 

[bowhunter1023]

Got to start this thread up again...
Fluteman- I dont always mail stuff across the country but when I do it gets returned to sender because the USPS cant read my hand writing.

:smiley_clap:

Myself...

I dont always "Shart" in my pants, but when I do, it's 150 feet in the air over a silo while welding with 8 other millrites around.......Yea, it happened. Was gonna post it in the Dump Thread. Luckily I always have a full set of extra clothes at work. Damn Cajun Bratwurst

:smiley_crocodile:

 

[Huckleberry Finn]

Myself...

I dont always "Shart" in my pants, but when I do, it's 150 feet in the air over a silo while welding with 8 other millrites around.......Yea, it happened. Was gonna post it in the Dump Thread. Luckily I always have a full set of extra clothes at work. Damn Cajun Bratwurst

Hahahaha - that's a great one. At least you're not the only millrite that's ever done it. And the good lord knows that at those heights I've had my fair share of close calls!