A psychiatrist conducted a group therapy with four mothers. "You all have obsessions." To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating & even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money & named your child Penny." He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol & named your child Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand & whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving